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Gavin Buckley Proposes “Trip Room” at Pip Moyer Rec Center Mayor-elect credits illegal drugs with turning his life around Annapolis (SPP) – Mayor-elect Gavin Buckley really surprised everyone today when he proposed adding a “trip room” to the City-owned Pip Moyer Recreational Center. The Center serves as a gym and meeting place for city residents, but Buckley believes that residents, especially city officials, could benefit from having a room where they can safely use psychedelic drugs. “Psychedelics saved my life,” Buckley explained. “Twenty years ago I was coked out of…

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Mayor-elect Gavin Buckley Proposes Importing Kangaroos into Annapolis Genetically Modified Animals Would be Auctioned off to Perform Jobs Annapolis (SPP) – Mayor-elect Gavin Buckley appeared downtown today with a furry friend, a live kangaroo, to promote his latest plan to improve the quality of life for all Annapolitans. Dubbed Operation Hippety Hopper, Buckley proposed that the city import kangaroos from Australia. Not normal kangaroos, but genetically modified ones that would be able to do basic tasks, such as serving drinks or carrying a rickshaw. Last year at the University of…

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