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Hopkins Replaces Christ Statue With Bloomberg

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Hopkins Replaces Christ Statue With Bloomberg Philanthropist claims he saved more people   Baltimore (SPP) – Johns Hopkins Hospital announced today that they had replaced the giant statue of Jesus in their administrative building with a statue of billionaire businessman, politician, and philanthropist, Michael Bloomberg. Hopkins President, Redonda Miller, stated in a press release that this was in response to another generous gift from Bloomberg. She also stated that it was “more in keeping with the times, so that people of all religions and none can feel more welcome.” Bloomberg…

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Mayor’s Multiculturalism Backfires

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Mayor’s Multiculturalism Backfires Mohamed Christmas Statue Not Well Received Annapolis (SPP) –Mayor Gavin Buckley’s attempt at multiculturalism backfired this week when Muslims took offense at the City of Annapolis’s holiday display downtown. Local Muslim groups have expressed disapproval while extremists overseas have vowed to seek revenge on the Mayor and the city. It all started last weekend, when Mayor Buckley and the City unveiled a tribute to the holy prophet of Islam at the end of Ego Alley, next to the City’s Hanukkah Menorah and near the City’s Christmas Tree.…

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Local Catholics Mystified by Pope’s Recent Actions

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Local Catholics Mystified by Pope’s Recent Actions Marrying gay couple questioned Annapolis (SPP) – Local Catholics awoke this morning to stunning news about recent developments from Rome. While Pope Francis has always been known to be a bit of a liberal, his most recent actions have caused some Catholics great concern. Just weeks after reports that the Pontiff denied the existence of Hell, a part of Catholic doctrine, reports surfaced that he officiated at the marriage of a gay couple. According to Italian media sources, the Pope’s interior designer, Galeazzo…

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Mayor Buckley Announces Jedi Religion

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Mayor Buckley Announces Jedi Religion Believes that mind tricks could balance city budget Annapolis (SPP) – On a typical Sunday morning, many Annapolitans may find themselves in a church pew, but Annapolis Mayor Gavin Buckley won’t be one of them. Buckley announced this morning that he has embraced the Jedi faith, the fictional faith of the Star Wars universe. Buckley, who never publicly spoke of his religious beliefs or background before today, told this reporter at a bar in Annapolis, where both had been drinking, that he had been a…

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Pantelides Gets 60 Years for Terror Plot

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Pantelides Gets 60 Years for Terror Plot Former Mayor planned to blow up Cypriot gas rig   Nicosia (SPP) – Former Annapolis Mayor Mike Pantelides won’t be back on the streets of Annapolis, or anywhere else, for some time to come, thanks to a Cypriot judge handing him 60 years, the maximum, for planning a terror attack. Pantelides’s problems started late last year when a commercial DNA test revealed that he was Turkish and had no Greek ancestry. This came as a shock to Pantelides, who always took pride in…

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Buckley Briefly Thought He Was Messiah – Report

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Buckley Briefly Thought He Was Messiah – Report Campaign photographer convinced him to try to walk on water   Annapolis (SPP) – Gavin Buckley was convinced by his campaign photographer, albeit briefly,  last summer during his mayoral campaign, that he was the Messiah. The astonishing report came from a former high ranking Buckley campaign advisor who requested anonymity. “Gavin was out having coffee one afternoon with his campaign photographer, this guy named Conrad, at 49 West. Conrad is sort of a local street philosopher type guy who lives in a…

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