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Pantelides Transfered To Turkish Prison

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Pantelides Transfered To Turkish Prison Will Not Receive Warm Welcome Expected Ankara (SPP) – Former Annapolis Mayor Michael Pantelides was transferred to a Turkish prison yesterday as part of an unprecedented deal reached between Cyprus and the Republic of Turkey. Pantelides fled the United States earlier this year for the self-styled Turkish Republic of Northern Cyrpus after he was indicted under the Stolen Valor Act for falsely claiming to be a veteran while panhandling. Pantelides’s family disowned him after a DNA test revealed that he was not Greek, but rather…

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Breaking: AA County Executive Schuh Killed by Croc in Annapolis Triathlon

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Breaking: AA County Executive Schuh Killed by Croc in Annapolis Triathlon Annapolis Mayor Buckley Announces Campaign for County Executive   Annapolis (SPP) – Anne Arundel County Executive Steve Schuh was killed and eaten by a Salt Water Crocodile this morning in Spa Creek as he took part in the inaugural Annapolis Sailor’s Triathlon. Schuh (R), 58, had was part of a “tripartisan” rely team involving himself, Maryland Lieutenant Governor Boyd Rutherford (R), and Annapolis Mayor Gavin Buckley (D). Schuh was responsible for the swimming portion of the race. Rutherford was…

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Pantelides Gets 60 Years for Terror Plot

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Pantelides Gets 60 Years for Terror Plot Former Mayor planned to blow up Cypriot gas rig   Nicosia (SPP) – Former Annapolis Mayor Mike Pantelides won’t be back on the streets of Annapolis, or anywhere else, for some time to come, thanks to a Cypriot judge handing him 60 years, the maximum, for planning a terror attack. Pantelides’s problems started late last year when a commercial DNA test revealed that he was Turkish and had no Greek ancestry. This came as a shock to Pantelides, who always took pride in…

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Taney Statue Replaced by Hogan and Franchot

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Taney Statue Replaced by Hogan and Franchot Pair came up with the idea while drinking Maryland beer Annapolis (SPP) – St. Patrick’s Day came a little late for Maryland Governor Larry Hogan and Comptroller Peter Franchot this year. After a day of hard drinking yesterday, the duo came up with a replacement for the statute of Chief Justice Roger B. Taney, which was controversially removed by Hogan last August. Taney was the first Marylander to serve as Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, but he was infamous for authoring…

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Pantelides Arrested in Cyprus Terror Raid

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Pantelides Arrested in Cyprus Terror Raid Planned suicide attack on Greek gas rig – police Nicosia (SPP) – Former Annapolis Mayor Mike Pantelides continued his downward spiral today after he was arrested by Cypriot authorities. Police on the Greek side of the island say that Pantelides was planning a suicide attack on a gas rig making its way to the Aphrodite gas field off the coast of the divided island. Pantelides, who recently found out he was Turkish, not Greek, in a home DNA test, fled to the Turkish side…

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Another Murder Linked to Eastport Neighborhood Forum

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Another Murder Linked to Eastport Neighborhood Forum Police recommend avoiding group altogether   Annapolis (SPP) – Yet again yesterday, Annapolis City Police responded to the scene of a brutal murder that they believe was linked to a discussion on the Eastport Neighborhood Forum on Facebook. Lynda C. Christensen, 43, was found bludgeoned to death by her Yellow Pages phone book in her home on 6th Street. Police were called to the scene by her housekeeper, Rachel Simons, after she was unable to gain entry by knocking or calling Ms. Christensen…

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Pantelides Indicted, Flees to Turkish Cyprus

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Pantelides Indicted, Flees to Turkish Cyprus Drafted into Turkish Cypriot Military North Nicosia (SPP) – Former Annapolis Mayor Mike Pantelides was indicted by a Federal Grand Jury in Baltimore on Friday for a violation of the Stolen Valor Act of 2013. This carries a penalty of up to one year in prison. Pantelides’s problems with the law started when a good Samaritan spotted the disgraced former mayor panhandling while pretending that he was a veteran. Pantelides never served in the armed forces. Pretending to be a veteran to receive anything…

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Stolen Valor: Pantelides Panhandles as a Vet

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Stolen Valor: Pantelides Panhandles as a Vet Reported to Feds; Indictment Looms   Annapolis (SPP) – The hits just keep on coming for former Annapolis Mayor Michael Pantelides. It seems like he is the guy who just can’t get a break. After losing his job as mayor in a humiliating defeat to Gavin Buckley, Pantelides had to take a job as a dish washer in a Greek restaurant, only to be fired after a DNA test revealed that he wasn’t Greek at all, but half-Turkish. Dumped by his girlfriend, disowned…

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Maryland Democrats Accuse Schuh of Russian Ties

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Maryland Democrats Accuse Schuh of Russian Ties Anne Arundel County Executive Denies Charges Annapolis (SPP) – Maryland Democrats accused Anne Arundel County Executive Steve Schuh (R) of having Russian ties today. Kathleen Matthews, head of the Maryland Democrat Party, stated that she had “firm evidence” linking Mr. Schuh to the Kremlin. At a hastily organized press conference this afternoon, Matthews argued her case. “First, look at that ridiculous outfit, especially that hat, that he wore the other day while going door to door in Crofton. No proud American, who isn’t…

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Subway Brings Back Jared as a Spokesman

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Subway Brings Back Jared as a Spokesman Company Hopes People Didn’t Know About Legal Difficulties Annapolis (SPP) – Faced with declining sales, Subway Restaurant announced a controversial new marketing strategy today involving Jared Fogle. Fogle came to fame in 2000, after losing 200 lbs on a Subway diet. He later went on to become a successful spokesman for the company and played a major role in driving sales. Fogle was later convicted in 2015 of possessing child pornography and was sentenced to 15 years in Federal Prison. After his arrest,…

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