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Of Course I Voted for Trump, You Idiots

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Of Course I Voted for Trump, You Idiots Special OP-ED from Governor Larry Hogan Annapolis (SPP) Now that I’ve safely won re-election, it’s time for me to get some things off my chest. I’ve been waiting for a long time to do this. As you know, thanks to those morons in Prince George’s County and Baltimore City and those know-it-all elitist white liberals in Montgomery, Maryland is a State that Republicans aren’t supposed to win. But I got some lucky breaks. Four years ago, I somehow managed to come out…

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Breaking: AA County Executive Schuh Killed by Croc in Annapolis Triathlon

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Breaking: AA County Executive Schuh Killed by Croc in Annapolis Triathlon Annapolis Mayor Buckley Announces Campaign for County Executive   Annapolis (SPP) – Anne Arundel County Executive Steve Schuh was killed and eaten by a Salt Water Crocodile this morning in Spa Creek as he took part in the inaugural Annapolis Sailor’s Triathlon. Schuh (R), 58, had was part of a “tripartisan” rely team involving himself, Maryland Lieutenant Governor Boyd Rutherford (R), and Annapolis Mayor Gavin Buckley (D). Schuh was responsible for the swimming portion of the race. Rutherford was…

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Taney Statue Replaced by Hogan and Franchot

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Taney Statue Replaced by Hogan and Franchot Pair came up with the idea while drinking Maryland beer Annapolis (SPP) – St. Patrick’s Day came a little late for Maryland Governor Larry Hogan and Comptroller Peter Franchot this year. After a day of hard drinking yesterday, the duo came up with a replacement for the statute of Chief Justice Roger B. Taney, which was controversially removed by Hogan last August. Taney was the first Marylander to serve as Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, but he was infamous for authoring…

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Trump Uses Shutdown to End Public Housing

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Trump Uses Shutdown to End Public Housing Schuh races to bulldoze and replace with condos Annapolis (SPP) – City and County leaders responded with both horror and glee to a decision by the Trump administration to use the government shutdown to end Federally funded public housing in America. Citing the inability to pay for upkeep, the Trump administration announced today that it was unable to safely run the units. Accordingly, all public housing units will be bulldozed and auctioned off to pay government debt. The White House stated that they…

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Maryland Democrats Accuse Schuh of Russian Ties

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Maryland Democrats Accuse Schuh of Russian Ties Anne Arundel County Executive Denies Charges Annapolis (SPP) – Maryland Democrats accused Anne Arundel County Executive Steve Schuh (R) of having Russian ties today. Kathleen Matthews, head of the Maryland Democrat Party, stated that she had “firm evidence” linking Mr. Schuh to the Kremlin. At a hastily organized press conference this afternoon, Matthews argued her case. “First, look at that ridiculous outfit, especially that hat, that he wore the other day while going door to door in Crofton. No proud American, who isn’t…

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