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Month: February 2019

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Hopkins Replaces Christ Statue With Bloomberg

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Hopkins Replaces Christ Statue With Bloomberg Philanthropist claims he saved more people   Baltimore (SPP) – Johns Hopkins Hospital announced today that they had replaced the giant statue of Jesus in their administrative building with a statue of billionaire businessman, politician, and philanthropist, Michael Bloomberg. Hopkins President, Redonda Miller, stated in a press release that this was in response to another generous gift from Bloomberg. She also stated that it was “more in keeping with the times, so that people of all religions and none can feel more welcome.” Bloomberg…

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Buckley Opens Coffee Shop Next to Starbucks

JakeConlan

Buckley Opens Coffee Shop Next to Starbucks Names it StarBuckleys   Annnapolis (SPP) – Mayor Gavin Buckley surprised Annapolis this morning by announcing that he had signed a lease for a vacant building in downtown Annapolis. Buckley is starting his own coffee shop, humorously named StarBuckleys. The Mayor already owns several businesses in the area, including various bars, a head shop, and an illicit house of prostitution that he swore us to secrecy about. Under these circumstances, opening up a store that sells caffeine products wouldn’t normally generate much controversy,…

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