Breaking: AA County Executive Schuh Killed by Croc in Annapolis Triathlon
Breaking: AA County Executive Schuh Killed by Croc in Annapolis Triathlon
Annapolis Mayor Buckley Announces Campaign for County Executive
Schuh (R), 58, had was part of a “tripartisan” rely team involving himself, Maryland Lieutenant Governor Boyd Rutherford (R), and Annapolis Mayor Gavin Buckley (D). Schuh was responsible for the swimming portion of the race. Rutherford was assigned to do the bike and Buckley agreed to do the nearly 4 mile run to complete the race. They announced that their team was supposed to represent how we can all work together for the common good, even if we don’t always agree politically.
However, their plans were spoiled midway through the swim when a giant Salt Water Crocodile jumped on County Executive Steve Schuh, pulled him beneath the surface, and ate him.
“I thought Steve was just a really slow swimmer,” Lt. Governor Rutherford said. “It wasn’t until about an hour after the start when I realized that something was wrong.”
Mayor Buckley announced before the race that he had “released a few crocs into Spa Creek just to be sporting.” While most participates of the triathlon laughed and assumed he was joking, readers of The Super Patriot Post read exclusively back in January of this year that Buckley had released Salt Water Crocodiles into Spa Creek as part of his plan to clean up the water.
The demise of Schuh clears the way for Buckley to run for County Executive as the prior Democratic Nominee for that office, Steuart Pittman, was found last dead night on West Street in Annapolis. Police reported that he was apparently killed after being hit multiple times on the head by a didgeridoo. Annapolis Police Chief Scott Baker announced that they had no suspects and stated it was unlikely that the crime would ever be solved.
