Hillary Clinton Blames Annapolis Sidewalks For Loss

Adds to long list of blame

Annapolis (SPP) – The sidewalks in downtown Annapolis have long been criticized for being dangerous. The uneven bricks have caused even the most cautious walkers and runners to fall. But according to Hillary Clinton, in an exclusive interview with The Super Patriot Post, the poorly constructed and maintained walkways are responsible not just for a few bruises and bruised egos, but for the Trump administration. She blames falling in Annapolis during the summer of 2016 for her election loss.

Clinton was visiting former Mayor Josh Cohen, for a small fundraiser in Annapolis, in July 2016, when the group decided to take a short stroll downtown. Walking on Duke of Gloucester Street, Clinton tripped on an uneven brick and broke her ankle. “The Doctors at Anne Arundel Medical Center patched me up, but I never fully recovered. As a result, I lost my balance walking a few times and the conspiracy websites kept saying that I had Parkinson’s disease or was an alcoholic. People weren’t sure if I was up for the job. If I had never visited Annapolis, I would be president today,” Clinton asserted.

Speculation about Clinton’s health came up from time to time during the campaign, especially after she appeared ill at a 9/11 memorial and had to be assisted into her SUV after almost falling. “That was just my weak ankle giving out on me,” Clinton explained. “Thanks, Annapolis,” she sarcastically added.

Many commentators have remarked that Clinton has a history of blaming everyone and everything, except herself for her loss. In the past, Clinton has placed blame on the Russians, the DNC, sexism, Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders, Wikileaks, her campaign staff, the press, campaign financing laws, and James Comey. “When the history books are written, she will be the only one blamed,” insisted Dr. Guy Fawkes, a Political Science professor at the University of Glen Burnie.

However, Hillary Clinton is not letting up. “I hate Annapolis,” Clinton stated. “And I want every man, woman, and child there to know that they are responsible for the destruction of our country. You idiots with your stupid sidewalks gave us Trump.”