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Month: April 2018

Annapolis international news religion 

Local Catholics Mystified by Pope’s Recent Actions

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Local Catholics Mystified by Pope’s Recent Actions Marrying gay couple questioned Annapolis (SPP) – Local Catholics awoke this morning to stunning news about recent developments from Rome. While Pope Francis has always been known to be a bit of a liberal, his most recent actions have caused some Catholics great concern. Just weeks after reports that the Pontiff denied the existence of Hell, a part of Catholic doctrine, reports surfaced that he officiated at the marriage of a gay couple. According to Italian media sources, the Pope’s interior designer, Galeazzo…

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Mayor Buckley Announces Jedi Religion

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Mayor Buckley Announces Jedi Religion Believes that mind tricks could balance city budget Annapolis (SPP) – On a typical Sunday morning, many Annapolitans may find themselves in a church pew, but Annapolis Mayor Gavin Buckley won’t be one of them. Buckley announced this morning that he has embraced the Jedi faith, the fictional faith of the Star Wars universe. Buckley, who never publicly spoke of his religious beliefs or background before today, told this reporter at a bar in Annapolis, where both had been drinking, that he had been a…

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Annapolis crime government international news religion 

Pantelides Gets 60 Years for Terror Plot

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Pantelides Gets 60 Years for Terror Plot Former Mayor planned to blow up Cypriot gas rig   Nicosia (SPP) – Former Annapolis Mayor Mike Pantelides won’t be back on the streets of Annapolis, or anywhere else, for some time to come, thanks to a Cypriot judge handing him 60 years, the maximum, for planning a terror attack. Pantelides’s problems started late last year when a commercial DNA test revealed that he was Turkish and had no Greek ancestry. This came as a shock to Pantelides, who always took pride in…

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