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Mayor’s Multiculturalism Backfires

JakeConlan

Mayor’s Multiculturalism Backfires Mohamed Christmas Statue Not Well Received Annapolis (SPP) –Mayor Gavin Buckley’s attempt at multiculturalism backfired this week when Muslims took offense at the City of Annapolis’s holiday display downtown. Local Muslim groups have expressed disapproval while extremists overseas have vowed to seek revenge on the Mayor and the city. It all started last weekend, when Mayor Buckley and the City unveiled a tribute to the holy prophet of Islam at the end of Ego Alley, next to the City’s Hanukkah Menorah and near the City’s Christmas Tree.…

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Of Course I Voted for Trump, You Idiots

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Of Course I Voted for Trump, You Idiots Special OP-ED from Governor Larry Hogan Annapolis (SPP) Now that I’ve safely won re-election, it’s time for me to get some things off my chest. I’ve been waiting for a long time to do this. As you know, thanks to those morons in Prince George’s County and Baltimore City and those know-it-all elitist white liberals in Montgomery, Maryland is a State that Republicans aren’t supposed to win. But I got some lucky breaks. Four years ago, I somehow managed to come out…

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Shock Poll – Pantelides Would Win Today

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Shock Poll – Pantelides Would Win Today By 3 to 1 Margin, Buckley would lose Annapolis (SPP) – A poll conducted of Annapolis residents released today by the University of Glen Burnie shows that if the Annapolis Mayorial election were held again today, former Mayor Michael Pantelides would beat current Mayor Gavin Buckley by a 3 to 1 margin. The survey, conducted among 1000 likely voters in Annapolis showed that Pantelides would win the race with 75% voting in favor of him and only 25% voting for Mayor Buckley. The…

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Pantelides Transfered To Turkish Prison

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Pantelides Transfered To Turkish Prison Will Not Receive Warm Welcome Expected Ankara (SPP) – Former Annapolis Mayor Michael Pantelides was transferred to a Turkish prison yesterday as part of an unprecedented deal reached between Cyprus and the Republic of Turkey. Pantelides fled the United States earlier this year for the self-styled Turkish Republic of Northern Cyrpus after he was indicted under the Stolen Valor Act for falsely claiming to be a veteran while panhandling. Pantelides’s family disowned him after a DNA test revealed that he was not Greek, but rather…

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Cars to be Banned in Annapolis

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Cars to be Banned in Annapolis Buckley’s Controversial Plan Revealed Annapolis (SPP) – As if the bike lane added to Main Street wasn’t controversial enough, Annapolis Mayor Gavin Buckley’s five year plan for eliminating cars from Annapolis was leaked this weekend to The Super Patriot Post. Dubbed “Operation Walkabout”, Buckley’s plan would ban almost all automobiles within city limits by 2023. According to the secret document, all cars, except and police and other emergeny vehicles, will be banned from Main Street and Maryland Ave by the end of 2019. This…

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Breaking: AA County Executive Schuh Killed by Croc in Annapolis Triathlon

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Breaking: AA County Executive Schuh Killed by Croc in Annapolis Triathlon Annapolis Mayor Buckley Announces Campaign for County Executive   Annapolis (SPP) – Anne Arundel County Executive Steve Schuh was killed and eaten by a Salt Water Crocodile this morning in Spa Creek as he took part in the inaugural Annapolis Sailor’s Triathlon. Schuh (R), 58, had was part of a “tripartisan” rely team involving himself, Maryland Lieutenant Governor Boyd Rutherford (R), and Annapolis Mayor Gavin Buckley (D). Schuh was responsible for the swimming portion of the race. Rutherford was…

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Hillary Clinton Blames Annapolis Sidewalks For Loss

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Hillary Clinton Blames Annapolis Sidewalks For Loss Adds to long list of blame Annapolis (SPP) – The sidewalks in downtown Annapolis have long been criticized for being dangerous. The uneven bricks have caused even the most cautious walkers and runners to fall. But according to Hillary Clinton, in an exclusive interview with The Super Patriot Post, the poorly constructed and maintained walkways are responsible not just for a few bruises and bruised egos, but for the Trump administration. She blames falling in Annapolis during the summer of 2016 for her…

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Local Catholics Mystified by Pope’s Recent Actions

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Local Catholics Mystified by Pope’s Recent Actions Marrying gay couple questioned Annapolis (SPP) – Local Catholics awoke this morning to stunning news about recent developments from Rome. While Pope Francis has always been known to be a bit of a liberal, his most recent actions have caused some Catholics great concern. Just weeks after reports that the Pontiff denied the existence of Hell, a part of Catholic doctrine, reports surfaced that he officiated at the marriage of a gay couple. According to Italian media sources, the Pope’s interior designer, Galeazzo…

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Mayor Buckley Announces Jedi Religion

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Mayor Buckley Announces Jedi Religion Believes that mind tricks could balance city budget Annapolis (SPP) – On a typical Sunday morning, many Annapolitans may find themselves in a church pew, but Annapolis Mayor Gavin Buckley won’t be one of them. Buckley announced this morning that he has embraced the Jedi faith, the fictional faith of the Star Wars universe. Buckley, who never publicly spoke of his religious beliefs or background before today, told this reporter at a bar in Annapolis, where both had been drinking, that he had been a…

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Pantelides Gets 60 Years for Terror Plot

JakeConlan

Pantelides Gets 60 Years for Terror Plot Former Mayor planned to blow up Cypriot gas rig   Nicosia (SPP) – Former Annapolis Mayor Mike Pantelides won’t be back on the streets of Annapolis, or anywhere else, for some time to come, thanks to a Cypriot judge handing him 60 years, the maximum, for planning a terror attack. Pantelides’s problems started late last year when a commercial DNA test revealed that he was Turkish and had no Greek ancestry. This came as a shock to Pantelides, who always took pride in…

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