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Buckley Opens Coffee Shop Next to Starbucks Names it StarBuckleys   Annnapolis (SPP) – Mayor Gavin Buckley surprised Annapolis this morning by announcing that he had signed a lease for a vacant building in downtown Annapolis. Buckley is starting his own coffee shop, humorously named StarBuckleys. The Mayor already owns several businesses in the area, including various bars, a head shop, and an illicit house of prostitution that he swore us to secrecy about. Under these circumstances, opening up a store that sells caffeine products wouldn’t normally generate much controversy,…

Shock Poll – Pantelides Would Win Today By 3 to 1 Margin, Buckley would lose Annapolis (SPP) – A poll conducted of Annapolis residents released today by the University of Glen Burnie shows that if the Annapolis Mayorial election were held again today, former Mayor Michael Pantelides would beat current Mayor Gavin Buckley by a 3 to 1 margin. The survey, conducted among 1000 likely voters in Annapolis showed that Pantelides would win the race with 75% voting in favor of him and only 25% voting for Mayor Buckley. The…

Cars to be Banned in Annapolis Buckley’s Controversial Plan Revealed Annapolis (SPP) – As if the bike lane added to Main Street wasn’t controversial enough, Annapolis Mayor Gavin Buckley’s five year plan for eliminating cars from Annapolis was leaked this weekend to The Super Patriot Post. Dubbed “Operation Walkabout”, Buckley’s plan would ban almost all automobiles within city limits by 2023. According to the secret document, all cars, except and police and other emergeny vehicles, will be banned from Main Street and Maryland Ave by the end of 2019. This…